Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lie under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials
"but wait what is that?!"
so accurate it hurts
this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.