May 2013
heyfunniest:
everyone is getting a boyfriend and you know what im getting
FATTER
leonmcgann:
its weird how google became a synonym for search
twiistz:
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
shavingryansprivates:
no one ever started rumors about me at school because nobody knew who i was
if you sing high school musical songs with me theres a 602% chance i love you
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
jphani:
laughingnancy:
IS IT A FRIEND CRUSH
OR IS IT A REAL CRUSH
ITS AN ORANGE CRUSH SODA
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
annemarina:
ATTENTION: I need attention
loveforeversmilealways:
arlene13:
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
tongues-on-fire:
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
so accurate it hurts
badpeopleanonymous:
askgoldenatoms:
missdawnsavage:
can February March?
…
no, but April May
im so fucking done with this website
You say that, but I bet July.
lizuhd:
how come phineas is always like “i know what we’re going to do today” maybe ferb had an idea you ass
“As I look back on my life, I realize that every time I thought I was being...”
– Steve Maraboli (via pfelps)
richard-sp8-jr:
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
