Walking past your crush ..
whatislove-: woahhottie: Expectation : Reality :
A girl's laughter is much more cheerful than a...
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Anti-pick up lines:
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Actually, I'd rather have the money.
Boy: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Girl: Sorry, I am having a headache this weekend.
Boy: Go on. Don't be shy. Ask me out.
Girl: Okay. Go out.
Boy: I think I could make you very happy.
Girl: Why? Are you leaving?
Boy: Shall we go see a movie?
Girl: I have already seen it.
Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Boy: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore
So, this is basically what New Year's is like.
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts: i-am-lady-unicat: It’s 11:59PM on December 31, 2010. It’s 12AM on January 1. Ten minutes later, realize nothing has changed. Nothing amazing happens just because it’s not 2010 anymore. It’s still just another day. Submitted by dayanatuna