Me: I hate you all, you're all idiots.
Me: Why is that person staring at me.
Me: Omg what would happen if a man just burst in the room with a gun. I would totally be the heroic person who sacrifices themselves for others.
Me: No I don't know the answer to this question. Oh god, the teacher's going to call on me. My hand is not raised. Oh god oh god oh god, leave me alone. Act busy, just act busy. Abort mission, I repeat, abort mission.
Me: My stomach jut growled. When the fuck is lunch.
Me: We should make a class Hunger Games. Where everyone dies.
Me: AND NOW MY PENCILS BREAKING, AND YOU ONLY WANT ME WHEN I'M TAAAKENNNN.
Me: No, seriously, never open your mouth again.
Me: Ew, my teacher has children. They're sexually active. I wonder when they had sex for the first time. I wonder if they did drugs as a teenager. I totally bet they did.
Me: Yeah, no, if a man walked in with a gun, I totally wouldn't sacrifice myself for these idiots. I would hide under my desk and tell him to just take them all.
Me: Seriously, it's only been a minute.
Me: I will never use this shit in my life.
Me: I'll do something productive today
Me: April fools
Me: I'm so attractive.
Me: April fools.
You do not wear shoes inside an Asian person's...
Normal teens: omfg the party last weekend was THE SHIT!!! It had every drug imaginable with unlimited amounts of drinks.. Almost like Project X!!!
Me: was there wifi at the party
me: getting off tumblr
me: april fools
At least tell me why you left me.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend Dear ex best friend, Dear best friend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mum, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on Dear girlfriend Dear boyfriend
Baby don't cry, you got to keep your head up, even...
Cheating is never a fucking accident.
dianabaabe: fagg0tpamela: But falling off a bike is an accident. You don’t trip and fall into a bitch’s pussy ok. HAHHHAHAHAHAH OMG LOLOLLOLOLOLO
asdfjkl; hai.: girls i want to meet. →
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